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20 January 2012 @ 03:19 pm
****DISCLAIMER**** Please don't read this if you're offended easily.  
As you all know, I’m currently living in Lethbridge, Alberta; as I have for the past 23 years of my life. I have not travelled that much, but out of the few places I’ve been, the lower tip of Vancouver Island has grabbed my heart in a way that no other place has. I feel that in order to properly spread the word of God, I believe that its necessary for me to live in the city of Victoria and attend one of the most expensive and exclusive post-secondary institutions in Canada.

Now, because Jesus provides everything for us that we need, I feel that everything will be okay. However, the initial cost to relocate to Victoria and attend the University that He wants me to attend is around $44,000, as well as my current student debt which carries $17,850. I believe that our Lord God wishes that we live the best life that we can, so I’ve also priced out a few necessary vehicles so I can properly and efficiently spread the word of Jesus Christ.

I’ve decided to not be greedy and select only one, which happens to be a 2012 BMW M3. I realize the Pope drives a Mercedes, so if I have to, I will most certainly consider a model of that brand. So I can follow in the footsteps of the Holy Father.
I believe Jesus does not want me to lease because that’s not a Christian way of purchasing a car, so the full additional cost of said vehicle will be around $75,000.

If anyone feels inclined to help me along my journey with Jesus Christ, please feel free to donate to my PayPal account. If you donate, I will not actually express my gratitude to you, but instead I will simply express my gratitude to God for the financial help he supplied me.

Thank you for your support in my journey to spread the word of God.
(And to also live a sweet life from your anonymous donations)